5. The Mooch’s 10 Day White House Job
Like any fuckboy who previously disheartened you in bottom, Anthony Scaramucci talked a big game, but eventually finished too early. The Mooch was merely Communications Director for 10 eras before getting fuelled after being fuelled for telling a reporter that then Chief of Staff Reince Priebus was “a fucking manic schizophrenic” and that Trump advisor/ bloated quagmire body Steve Bannon was “trying to suck his own cock.”
TBH I’ve said worse in college when video games of pong wasn’t proceeding my direction but like, I’m not White House Communications Director.
4. The Roy Moore Fake Accuser Scandal
Lol recollect how Alabama approximately elected an alleged pedophile to the Senate? Good experiences. One of the low-key most lunatic acts that happened during this election( apart from the time Roy Moore travelled a pony to the tallies ), was when Project Veritas, a group best knows we filming rightwing sting business that will eventually end up on your crazy aunt Grace’s Facebook feed, tried to trick the. Long story short, mirth followed, and we have an amazing section that will tell you all about it.
3. The Time Trump Looked Immediately Into The Eclipse
In the days before the overshadow, I feel like I attended hundreds of thousands of comics on Twitter mockery about how Trump will look into the eclipse. Then the overshadow came, and he literally did it. TBH, in many ways, Trump is literally perfect 😛 TAGEND
2( A ). The Time Trump Called Kim Jong Un Fat On Twitter
“Back in my daytime, world leaders tweeted reviles at each other to solve problems” – Us to our grandkids in 2057( if North koreans doesn’t kill us all ). Who could forget the time President Donald Trump literally tweeted that Kim Jong Un was fatty, in the most course ever 😛 TAGEND
This is the political equivalent of be, “Omg not to call Becca a skank but like, she’s “re sleeping with” a good deal of chaps lately…”
2( B ). The Time Trump Tried To@ British Prime Minister Theresa May But @’ ed Some Random Woman Instead
In a similarly
awesome disturbing, President Trump attempted to roast British Prime Minister Theresa May but @’ ing her on Twitter, but instead just @’ ed some random British female with the same identify who are had 6 admirers. RIP Other Theresa May’s mentions. I’m sure they’ll never be the same.
1. The Time Ted Cruz Liked A Porn Tweet
Lol, I represent, which is able forget the time Senator/ least-popular-person-in-any-room Ted Cruz inadvertently liked porn? Sure, he* says* it was liked by a staffer, but that pleads the question…why are your staffers liking porn? Who LIKES porn. You simply look at it, do your business, and GTFO. No need for the public declaration.
Honorable Mention: Anything involving Sean Spicer
TBH, they are unable to picking only one Spicey moment for this list. Whether it be his tweets about Dippin Dots, the time the internet observed his venmo, or just his devastating first news conference that was immortalized by Melissa McCarthy, Sean Spicer was kind of the Snooki of the White House. Did we support him as a person? Nah. But did we love to watch his antics? Omfg yes.
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