If you’re currently residing in an area where temperatures are below zero, you are not alone.
As a deep freeze settles in across America, there are so many people who are currently colder than you — and that alone should give you solace.
All across the country except in beautiful pleasant, better Los Angeles( sorry New York ), temperatures are descent into the teenages and below. In occasions like this, all the internet has is each other.
Thursday morning, temperatures stopped below 32 magnitudes Fahrenheit in Watertown, New York. In the mountainsin New Hampshire, temperatures have dropped to minus-3 4 measures. Chicago has been nicknamed Chiberia( which is frankly disrespectful to Siberia, where one city is currently minus-4 5 magnitudes. Please speak my clause ).
Are you likewise suffering from the deep freeze? Take a look at these tweets and find your community.
How freezing is it in Chicago? Well …. pic.twitter.com/ SGeAjHrALk
— ZillyAtRawr (@ ZillyAtRawr) December 29, 2017
Its so cold outside my nipples could key a auto rn
— DUA LIPA (@ DUALIPA) December 28, 2017
Chicago river is frozen. Cold. pic.twitter.com/ mpXnB5Ogme
— Dr. Hajime Otani (@ HajimeOtani) December 29, 2017
— Renata (@ renatagryzik) December 29, 2017
It is warm in my home but freezing outside, so global warming exists only in my home. If I just open the doors and openings, everything will even out and I will solve global warming. You’re welcome.
— Rex Huppke (@ RexHuppke) December 29, 2017
Imagine how stupid you’d have to be to think “hey it’s freezing outside, global warming must be a lie”
— Michael Cohen (@ speechboy7 1) December 29, 2017
— Good Morning America (@ GMA) December 29, 2017
Frozen Bryant Park fountain this morning pic.twitter.com/ xm7qDWclj1
— Noel Calingasan (@ nyclovesnyc) December 27, 2017
In my ass, it could be the COLDEST New Year’s Eve on enter. I have no fewer than FORTY ICE CUBES up my ASS as I am trying to build an igloo for my doody to live in in my freezing ass. Perhaps we could use a little bit of that good old Global Warming in MY ASS. Bundle up!
— Megan Amram (@ meganamram) December 29, 2017
Fresh snow bundle, a stinging northwest gale and low-grade single digit temps will render dangerously freezing gale chills on Saturday morning. Plan accordingly if heading outside. #Chiberia #ilwx @WGNNews pic.twitter.com/ ADxrypfBLw
— Bill Snyder (@ billyweather) December 29, 2017
And there always has to be one puppy who ruins the self-pity for the rest of us 😛 TAGEND
Hey Chicago, I know it’s really cold and all, but my puppy is beside himself and literally prancing for delight in the snow so I think it’s worth it pic.twitter.com/ V1E32UZsku
— Raquel Zaldivar (@ raqzal) December 29, 2017
Embrace your high-pitched heating statements everyone. Do not repudiate yourselves the pleasure of constructed warmth.